Case Of The Mondays

Well, that weekend blew by. In between seeing the Indians lose (great seats, boring game), Kevin's college grad party, cleaning, and Blood+, it feels like the weekend lasted about three hours.

So why am I so tired?

To illustrate, here's a simple diagram I whipped up.

Fig. 1: Qualitative sleepiness indicator

I'd get coffee but I'm currently holding down the office by my lonesome. The question is, how effective is a guard who is always asleep?