Obese

I successfully gained over a pound this weekend just by attending a party on Saturday and attending KFC on Sunday.

In my defense, many were powerless to resist the Stancato's at the party.

Also, regarding this, I switched back to XP myself. It's like putting on a well-used baseball mitt: a little rough around the edges but oh-so-worn-in. Can't say I miss Vista much.

Do Want

Mac OS X 10.5: sweet, sweet nectar.

Let The Office Warfare Begin

For $7.99, how can you say no?

On Bawls

It tastes just like ginger ale. I'm probably the last person on Earth to discover this.

That being said, I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Haiku

i was up all night
my program fails to output
shoot me in the head

Statistics In Action

Kittens have little to fear.

Party Like It's 1998

You've never played StarCraft until you've played it like it was back in the day - on a 14" monitor with 800x600 native resolution. Let's just say it's... "crisp".

Also, I picked up a pair of black Marshmallows and they blow the stock iPod buds out of the water. They're also probably the bassiest headphones I've heard (!).

Several more days of Spring Break, then back to Hell Week.

God Jul

I Need Ten Pounds of Modafinil

Okay, make it twenty.

There's got to be some catch... I just don't believe that there's a pill that just lets us decide we only need to sleep every other day and our body plays right along. Not that I wouldn't love something to pull me through the next few weeks of class, but I can barely afford college, let alone amphetamines.

Also, Picard > Kirk.