Touche, Sir

In a brazen display of complete disregard for learning, the gentleman to my right is playing his Nintendo DS during class, elbows on the table, completely engrossed.

I must admit I admire his style.

Good Lord

This is required stat. Nevermind the fact that the batteries will last on average ten times longer than the lifespan of your laptop.

Hopefully they'll be able to retrofit older laptop models with these suckers.

Hola

I have been dead far too long.